How To Be Your Best When Everything Is The Worst
If you’ve ever watched a Disney Channel Original movie or seen an inspirational poster with a kitten on it you know the importance of trying your best. Don’t give up! Hang in there! Give it your all...
View ArticleI Feel Like An Outlier On A Graph
Before I really begin, let me preface by saying that this isn’t an “I’m single and sad about it” kind of piece. (Although, I am very single so if you’re interested why don’t you give me a ring?) No,...
View Article4 Very Important Things I Learned From Getting Bullied
In 6th grade, I was bullied so often and so hard that I sat in bed at night, crying and asking God to end my life unless there was some reason for the hell I endured. If you told a 6th grade version of...
View ArticleI Deeply Relate To Disney Villains
Aladdin Call me crazy, but I’ve always related to Disney villains more than I’ve ever related to the heroes. Let’s ignore for a second that the villains always got the super fun karaoke-night-worthy...
View Article10 Ways To Make It Sound Like You Know What You’re Talking About
Howl 1. Always begin with “I read somewhere that…” Even if you overheard some drunk guy in a Space Jam t-shirt shouting about it on the phone, starting with “I read somewhere” will make your source...
View Article5 Foolproof Icebreaker Conversations For First Dates
50 First Dates If you have ever been on a first date, you know that it can be an uncomfortable experience for both parties. What in blue blazes are we supposed to do to break that uncomfortable sexual...
View ArticleI Refuse To Do Anything With My Life
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off They’ll ask you “What do you want to do?” It’s a perfectly fine question but the people asking really mean, “What do you want to do with your life?” They ask this question as...
View ArticleLinda Belcher is Feelin’ Alright: An Interview With John Roberts
Bob’s Burgers I think it’s fair to say that if you aren’t watching “Bob’s Burgers”, you’re missing out on some of the greatest comedy (animated or otherwise) of our time. “Bob’s” has recently received...
View ArticleThe Honest Cover Letter I Want To Send To Employers
Good Will Hunting To Whom it May Concern, Please bare with me. No one ever taught me how to write a cover letter so I’m just kind of winging it. But I guess you can say that’s just the kind of person...
View ArticleWhy Defending Lena Dunham Is Dangerous
Early in October, I saw Lena Dunham during the Boston stop on her Not That Kind of Girl book tour. While I have been following Dunham’s work for some time now, I had been hesitant to consider myself a...
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